I’m gonna be honest.
I can do that.
It’s my blog.
When I workout
My boobs jiggle... and it hurts.
And not just when I workout.
They jiggle anytime I move... and it hurts
These boobs, pre-pregnancy, were wannabe A cups
When I lost weight some 5 or so years ago my boobs were the first thing to go
And now they've come back
With a vengeance!
And they bounce around… a lot and unexpectedly
I barely know what to do with this new body
It must be in super fat storage mode
Because my ass hasn’t jiggled this much in years!
Everything just JIGGLES!
I can’t tell if my husband likes it or if he’s just trying to not get murdered
That’s another thing
These mood swings are freaking insane
Unfortunately, dear husband is usually the one standing in front of the swing
…and sometimes he gets kicked in the face
He’s beginning to learn not to stand so close to swings.
Oh and yes I do have caffeine
But never above the recommended amount
So if you ever see me out with a diet coke in hand or a latte
Don’t advise me of the “harm” I’m doing to my baby
You might end up on the receiving end of a swing
But I’m also thankful to have my energy back
Even though it will only last a few short months
Then I hit the home stretch
And apparently that is one awful miserable time
And lucky me
It’ll be right smack in the middle of a Texas summer.
I hear that late summer/early fall babies are taller and stronger because of all the vitamin D mom absorbs during the summer.