Swings

I’m gonna be honest.

I can do that.

It’s my blog.

When I workout

My boobs jiggle... and it hurts.

 

And not just when I workout.

 

They jiggle anytime I move... and it hurts

These boobs, pre-pregnancy, were wannabe A cups

When I lost weight some 5 or so years ago my boobs were the first thing to go

And now they've come back

With a vengeance!

And they bounce around… a lot and unexpectedly

I barely know what to do with this new body

It must be in super fat storage mode

Because my ass hasn’t jiggled this much in years!

Everything just JIGGLES!

I can’t tell if my husband likes it or if he’s just trying to not get murdered

That’s another thing

These mood swings are freaking insane

Unfortunately, dear husband is usually the one standing in front of the swing

…and sometimes he gets kicked in the face

He’s beginning to learn not to stand so close to swings.

Oh and yes I do have caffeine

But never above the recommended amount

So if you ever see me out with a diet coke in hand or a latte

Don’t advise me of the “harm” I’m doing to my baby

You might end up on the receiving end of a swing

But I’m also thankful to have my energy back

Even though it will only last a few short months

Then I hit the home stretch

And apparently that is one awful miserable time

And lucky me

It’ll be right smack in the middle of a Texas summer.

 

 

Cheers!

 

I hear that late summer/early fall babies are taller and stronger because of all the vitamin D mom absorbs during the summer.